Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"
Vizzini
Vizzini is a character from The Princess Bride with 3 quotes on QuoteGeek.
He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Vizzini
Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...
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