I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.
Addison DeWitt
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I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.
Addison DeWitt
What do you take me for?
Addison DeWitt
You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!
Addison DeWitt
If nothing else, there's applause...like waves of love pouring over the footlights.
Eve Harrington
Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.
Margo Channing
I'll admit I may have seen better days...but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.
Margo Channing
Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy night.
Margo