Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
Carol
- Director
- James L. Brooks
- Cast
- Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear, Cuba Gooding Jr., Skeet Ulrich, Shirley Knight
- Year
- 1997
- Runtime
- 133 min
- Genres
- romantic comedy film, LGBTQ-related film, comedy drama
- Country
- United States
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Sometimes you must try other people's clean silverware, as part of the fun of eating out.
Carol
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
Carol
Helen the Waitress, Simon the Fag.
Melvin
Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.
Melvin
Think white and get serious!
Melvin
What if this is as good as it gets?
Melvin
You make me want to be a better man.
Melvin
You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.
Simon
How do you write women so well?
Zoe