
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
Carol
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
Carol

Sometimes you must try other people's clean silverware, as part of the fun of eating out.
Carol

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
Carol

Helen the Waitress, Simon the Fag.
Melvin

Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.
Melvin

Think white and get serious!
Melvin

What if this is as good as it gets?
Melvin

You make me want to be a better man.
Melvin

You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.
Simon

How do you write women so well?
Zoe