Where have you been, eh? You’re as bad as your sister, coming home all hours and all colors.

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• Stop him? Me? It's more than my job's worth to stop him once he gets like this. He's out to rule the world, if he can get a government grant.
• He's an idiot. Degree in woodwork. I ask you.
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