How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.

Chet

Wouldn't that have been embarrasing if I had worn my goatee tonight?

Grover

I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.

Kate

I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.

Max

That was more of a yield at that stop sign.

Max

What I used to be able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.

Max

I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?

Otis

It was arousing...violently arousing.

Otis