When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don’t think anyone will stay for dinner.

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• We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes.
• Who would have believed it; you, an IRS agent?
• Careful Bill, you’ll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
• So you understand the idea. Congratulations, Bill. Now multiply that by infinity, take that to the depth of forever, and you still will barely have a glimpse of what I’m talking about.
• I want you to know how much I love you. That you've given a meaning to my life that I had no right to expect, and that no one can ever take from me.
• Tell me you love me now.