Real Genius

Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Chris Knight

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Chris Knight

This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

Chris Knight

Your mom puts license plates in your underwear! How do you sit?

Chris Knight

What's that smell?

Dr. Hathaway