Reality Bites

Are you religious?

Lelaina Pierce

Troy, aren't you excited?

Lelaina

Why can't things just go back to normal at the end of the half hour, like on the Brady Bunch?

Lelaina

Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you, because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.

Michael

You got fired? I mean, that just screws up my whole idea of good and evil and God.

Sammy

(answering the phone) Hello, you’ve reached the winter of our discontent.

Troy

Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?

Troy Dyer

He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.

Troy

I am the only real thing you have.

Troy

If I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Shnyder, I could solve the energy crisis.

Troy

So what do you say, Lelaina?

Troy

What happened is that um, I kinda got this arcane glimpse of the universe and the best thing I can say about that is... I don't know.

Troy

Don't Bogart that can, man...

Vickie

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?

Vickie

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie

Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I’m starving!

Vickie

Ta da. We're going to eat gas.

Vicki