
He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.
Lelaina Pierce
He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.
Lelaina Pierce

Are you religious?
Lelaina Pierce

Troy, aren't you excited?
Lelaina Pierce

Why can't things just go back to normal at the end of the half hour, like on the Brady Bunch?
Lelaina Pierce

Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you, because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Michael

You got fired? I mean, that just screws up my whole idea of good and evil and God.
Sammy

Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
Troy Dyer

Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.
Troy Dyer

He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.
Troy Dyer

I am the only real thing you have.
Troy Dyer

If I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Shnyder, I could solve the energy crisis.
Troy Dyer

One of these days I'm gonna wake up, before noon-
Troy Dyer

So what do you say, Lelaina?
Troy Dyer

What happened is that um, I kinda got this arcane glimpse of the universe and the best thing I can say about that is... I don't know.
Troy Dyer

Don't Bogart that can, man...
Vickie

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
Vickie

Evian is naive spelled backward.
Vickie

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
Vickie

Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I’m starving!
Vickie

Ta da. We're going to eat gas.
Vicki

It's cool, Troy, you can stay. Welcome to the maxi-pad.
Vicky

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy who’s been after my ass for years.
Vicky