
Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic.
Gloria
Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic.

Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic.
Gloria

What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?
Jack Colton

Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass.
Jack Colton

One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!
Jack Colton

Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Jack Colton

That was the end of Grogan... the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!
Joan

What is all this?
Joan