Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic.
Gloria
- Director
- Robert Zemeckis
- Cast
- Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito, Alfonso Arau, Manuel Ojeda, Holland Taylor
- Year
- 1984
- Runtime
- 102 min
- Genres
- treasure hunt film, action comedy film, romance film
- Countries
- United States, Mexico
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What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?
Jack Colton
Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass.
Jack
One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!
Jack
Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Jack
That was the end of Grogan... the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!
Joan
What is all this?
Joan