He kicked me out! And it was the one time I didn’t do anything!
Cassandra
- Director
- Brian Dannelly
- Cast
- Jena Malone, Mandy Moore, Macaulay Culkin, Eva Amurri, Patrick Fugit, Heather Matarazzo
- Year
- 2004
- Runtime
- 93 min
- Genres
- comedy drama, teen film, coming-of-age film
- Countries
- United States, Canada
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Hey Roland. Wanna get outta here and you can take me for a spin on that thing... RELEASE HIS PARKING BRAKE HILARY FAYE!
Cassandra
[Patrick is wearing a loincloth, acting as Jesus dying in a play] Now that’s what I call being hung on a cross.
Cassandra
I mean you’re not born a gay, you’re born again!
Hilary Faye
You better be wearing underwear this time.
Hilary Faye
Mercy House is a place that deals with all kinds of problems, like drug addiction and alcoholism to de-gayification and unwed mothers.
Mary
Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus-style!
Pastor Skip
You have everything, Hillary Faye. What are you afraid of?
Roland
Sorry about Dean's faggotry.
Tia