
You did remember to take out an ad in "Adulterers Weekly"?
Gerry
You did remember to take out an ad in "Adulterers Weekly"?

You did remember to take out an ad in "Adulterers Weekly"?
Gerry

Bollocks to him.
Helen

I kissed you.
Helen

Look, James. I feel really bad about this. You know, under normal circumstances, etcetra etcetra. You seem like a nice guy. You're funny, my friend Anna thinks you're cute...
Helen

Who are you on the rebound from?
Helen

Helen, sometimes God puts us with people just to cheer them up. I mean, I'm having a good time out with a moderatly attractive woman, but that's it. I'm not looking to overstep my bounds.... by the way, do you prefer diamonds or saphires? Oop. Sorry.
James

What are you doing Saturday?
James

Gerry! I’m a woman! We don’t say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don’t get it. It’s the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.
Lydia

Hello? Why did you call me Russell? You know I hate that. Gerry?
Lydia

So let me get this straight, Helen walked in on you and Lydia and she won't talk to you and Lydia's broken up with you.
Russell