Marry me.
Charlie Mackenzie
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Marry me.
You know, what this room needs is a really big oversized poster of Atlantic City...oh look, you've got one.
Charlie Mackenzie
You know, what this room needs is a really big oversized poster of Atlantic City...oh wait, there's one.
Charlie Mackenzie
Do you actually like haggis?
Harriet Michaels
What do you look for in a woman you date?
Harriet Michaels
Charlie, hand me the paper.
May Mackenzie
I love the Bay City Rollers!
Stewart Mackenzie
Piper down! We have a piper down!
Stewart Mackenzie
(singing) If you think I’m sexy and you want my body, come on baby let me know.
Stewart Mackenzie
Heed! Pants! Now!
Stuart Mackenzie
Head! Paper! Now!
Stuart Mackenzie
Excuse me sir, I'm with the San Francisco police department, this is official police business. I would like to commandeer this vehicle!
Tony Giardino