Marry me.
Charlie Mackenzie
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Marry me.
Charlie Mackenzie
You know, what this room needs is a really big oversized poster of Atlantic City...oh look, you've got one.
Charlie
You know, what this room needs is a really big oversized poster of Atlantic City...oh wait, there's one.
Charlie
Do you actually like haggis?
Harriet Michaels
What do you look for in a woman you date?
Harriet Michaels
Charlie, hand me the paper.
May Mackenzie
I love the Bay City Rollers!
Stewart Mackenzie
Piper down! We have a piper down!
Stewart
(singing) If you think I’m sexy and you want my body, come on baby let me know.
Stewart
Heed! Pants! Now!
Stuart
Head! Paper! Now!
Stuart Mackenzie
Excuse me sir, I'm with the San Francisco police department, this is official police business. I would like to commandeer this vehicle!
Tony Giardino