How do you know a frenchman's been in your yard?
Chris Chambers
- Director
- Rob Reiner
- Cast
- Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Jerry O'Connell, Kiefer Sutherland, Richard Dreyfuss
- Year
- 1986
- Runtime
- 89 min
- Genres
- teen film, coming-of-age film, adventure film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
That's not the secret knock.
Chris
You four-eyed pile of shit!
Chris
Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood.
Gordie
As he dove into his second pie, Lard Ass started imagining he wasn’t eating pies. He imagined he was eating cow flops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce.
Gordy
I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. Blaah!
Now, he said “Sick ’em boy”, but what I heard was, “Chopper, sick balls.”
Narrator
I'm sorry for ruining everyone's good time.
Teddy
Oh, Gordy LaChance did it! Gordy LaChance just bit the bag and stepped out the door!
Teddy
There's nothing like a good smoke after dinner.
Teddy
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
The Writer
Hey Gordy, why didn't you get some good breakfast stuff? Like pezz?
Verne
Hurry up you guys!
Verne
Man. That's weird. What the hell IS Goofy?
Verne
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.
Vern Tessio