Stand By Me

That's not the secret knock.

Chris Chambers

You four-eyed pile of shit!

Chris Chambers

Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood.

Gordie

As he dove into his second pie, Lard Ass started imagining he wasn’t eating pies. He imagined he was eating cow flops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce.

Gordy

I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. Blaah!

Teddy Duchamp

Now, he said “Sick ’em boy”, but what I heard was, “Chopper, sick balls.”

Narrator

Oh, Gordy LaChance did it! Gordy LaChance just bit the bag and stepped out the door!

Teddy

There's nothing like a good smoke after dinner.

Teddy

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

The Writer

Hey Gordy, why didn't you get some good breakfast stuff? Like pezz?

Verne

Man. That's weird. What the hell IS Goofy?

Verne

If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.

Vern Tessio