
Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
Felicia
Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!

Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
Felicia

No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Bernadette

That’s just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
Bernadette

Do you know why the cable on this microphone is long? So that it’s easy to retrieve when I shove it up your arse!
Felicia

A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip hooray!
Felicia

That’ll teach you to take on the high school boys snap champion.
Felicia

Stop wearing out that mirror!
Marion