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- Don't use that tone to me.
- No! You do an eclectic celebration of a dance! You do, Fossie, Fossie, Fossie. Or Martha Grahm, Martha Grahm, Martha Grahm. Or Twi-la, Twi-la, Twi-la. Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd. Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna. But you keep it all inside.
- Chewing gum helps me think.
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09