
Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.
Connor
Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.

Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.
Connor

Hello you.
Connor

I’m testing the air. I like it but it doesn’t like me.
Connor

It can't be anything like love, can it?
Connor

This is the Bridal Suite. Send us up some caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer.
Connor

Be whatever you want – you’re my redhead.
Dexter

Do you suppose, sir, speaking of eye-openers...?
Dexter

I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
Dexter

What's this room? I've forgotten my compass.
Liz

I think that dress hikes up a little.
Margaret

The course of true love...
Margaret

We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.
Margaret

I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.
Tracy

The time to make up your mind about people...is never.
Tracy