The Philadelphia Story

Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.

Connor

I’m testing the air. I like it but it doesn’t like me.

Connor

It can't be anything like love, can it?

Connor

This is the Bridal Suite. Send us up some caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer.

Connor

Do you suppose, sir, speaking of eye-openers...?

Dexter

I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wifes. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.

Dexter

I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.

Dexter

I think that dress hikes up a little.

Margaret

The course of true love...

Margaret

We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.

Margaret

I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.

Tracy