Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.
Connor
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Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.
Connor
Hello you.
Connor
I’m testing the air. I like it but it doesn’t like me.
Connor
It can't be anything like love, can it?
Connor
This is the Bridal Suite. Send us up some caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer.
Connor
Be whatever you want – you’re my redhead.
Dexter
Do you suppose, sir, speaking of eye-openers...?
Dexter
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wifes. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
Dexter
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
Dexter
What's this room? I've forgotten my compass.
Liz
I think that dress hikes up a little.
Margaret
The course of true love...
Margaret
We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.
Margaret
I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.
Tracy
The time to make up your mind about people...is never.
Tracy