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- Your reputation far exceeds your skills.
- You’ve been hangin’ out with the virus breeders, Jimmy, VB’s. One day you’re saving the rain forest, the next, you’re chuggin’ cock.
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
- Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09