Tommy Boy

Fat guy in a little coat...

Tommy

I’ll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.

Tommy

Luke, Luke. I am your Faaaaaa-ther.

Tommy

What the hell’s gotten into you, I got my thingy stuck in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants!

Tommy Callahan