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I do not like the cone of shame.

Dug

I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” It’s funny because the squirrel gets dead!

Dug

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

Dug

My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk – SQUIRREL! My master is good and smart.

Dug

Oh I do ever so want the ball!

Dug