(after Sally has faked an orgasm in a diner)
And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you dont even keep in touch with?
Harry Burns
I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.
Harry Burns
Repeat after me. Pepper.
Harry Burns
There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Harry Burns
You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. Thats why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
Harry Burns
You were going to be a gymnast.
Harry Burns
No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Harry
Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you didn't have great sex with...Sheldon.
Harry
"Baby talk"? That's not a saying!
Jess
Emily is terrific!
Jess
Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Jess
Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Sally Albright
There's this guy....
Sally