An ivory porcelain toilet with its lid raised stands beside a toilet-paper roll against a dark plum background.

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Stanley White

Lady, you wouldn't know a criminal if it popped out of the toilet and bit you on the ass.

— Year of the Dragon

Behind the line

What it means

Our interpretation.

The speaker insults the listener’s ability to recognise a criminal through an absurd image of one emerging from a toilet and biting them.

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