More from Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
- Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.
- Care to sit on my magic lap?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure could see myself in your pants.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- Hey, are those moon pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!
- I lost my phone number - can I borrow yours?
Last reviewed 2026-07-08