There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

More from Don Herold

• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
• Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
• 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
• Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
• Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.