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I didn't notice I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals.

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Our interpretation.

The speaker was robbed by a pickpocket so skilfully that they never noticed, and takes gratitude from it. The joke is the reversed logic: being fleeced becomes evidence of good standards, since they prefer to deal only with true experts, even when victimised.

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