Homer

Among all creatures that breathe on earth and crawl on it there is not anywhere a thing more dismal than man is.

Homer

After years of disappointment with get rich quick scheme, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick.

Homer

Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!

Homer

Can't talk ... eating.

Homer

I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Homer

If I could just say a few words, I would be a better public speaker.

Homer

In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee.

Homer

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Homer

I have gone through what no other mortal on earth has gone through; I put my lips to the hands of the man who has killed my children.

Homer

Then looking at him darkly resourceful Odysseus spoke to him: "What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?"

Homer

Victory passes back and forth between men.

Homer