From now on, I think it is safe to predict, neither the Democratic nor the Republican Party will ever nominate for President a candidate without good looks, stage presence, theatrical delivery, and a sense of timing.

More from James Thurber

• But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
• It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers.
• It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.
• Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
• Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness.
• One great advantage which poetry has over prose—one sense in which, we might even say, it is considerably more beautiful—is that it fills up space approximately three times as rapidly.