We call them twinkies. You’ve seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they’ve read the news — or if they’ve blown dried their brains, too.

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• How is it that so often...I get the feeling I've worked hard to learn something I already know, or knew, once.
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• I think laughter may be a form of courage. . . . As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.
• Styles, like everything else, change. Style doesn't.