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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
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Our interpretation.
The speaker jokes that marriage was unnecessary because three pets already cover a husband's duties. The dog growls in the morning, the parrot swears all afternoon, and the cat comes home late at night. The humour is a dry swipe at husbandly habits.
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