A tan plush puppy with a red ribbon peeking from a red gift bag against a soft blue background.

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Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The joke takes the word 'blind' out of its dating sense and points it toward a guide dog. The speaker treats repeated blind dates as if they could create that literal association. The unexpected dog supplies the punchline to a familiar complaint about dating.

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