People
If the people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
— Yogi Berra
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
A classic tangle of logic that's funny because it sounds sensible. If people choose to stay away, there's nothing anyone can do about it. The joke lies in treating an obvious point as if it were a bold defiance.
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