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“This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now, let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection plate.” — Rev. Lovejoy · The Simpsons. Illustrated QuoteGeek card.

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This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now, let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection plate.

Rev. Lovejoy · The Simpsons

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“This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now, let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection plate.” — Rev. Lovejoy · The Simpsons

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