Hell, I don’t know. If I wanted schooling, I’d-a gone to school.
Jayne
Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!
Dr. Seuss
The more that you read, The more things you will know. The more that you learn, The more places you'll go.
Dr. Seuss
A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say think of me as your judge, jury and executioner.
Principal Snyder
Uh oh, two independent thought alarms in one day. The children are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
Skinner
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall. Recalled on his death 3 Sep 70
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Chinese proverb
His English education at one of the great public schools had preserved his intellect perfectly and permanently at the stage of boyhood. The Man Who Knew Too Much
He was sent, as usual, to a public school, where a little learning was painfully beaten into him, and from thence to the university, where it was carefully taken out of him. Nightmare Abbey