More from Zorro, the Gay Blade
- One bit, two bits, three bits, a peso. All those for Zorro, stand up and say so!
- There is no shame in being poor, only dressing poorly!
- I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
- Tell the people Zorro is back! To defend the defenseless! Befriend the friendless! And to defeat...the defeatless!
- A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
- Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
Last reviewed 2026-07-09