Name: King of the Hill
Genre: comedy drama, comedy film, sitcom, comedy television series, animated sitcom

A glass marble with an eye-like center resting on dark cracked paving. — Original artwork

I'm so depressed I can't even blink.

Bill

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!

Bobby

Two crossed silver spoons on a green napkin beside a bowl of mashed potato topped with butter. — Original artwork

Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?

Bobby

A glass milk bottle with a striped straw on a peach and grey tiled surface. — Original artwork

There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad.........And there it goes.

Bobby

An orange and pink ribbon of static flows from an old computer screen across a small desk beside a wooden chair. — Original artwork

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Boomhauer

Pair of stitched leather gloves enclosing a scarlet embroidered heart patch — Original artwork

Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

Hank Hill

Painterly worn leather football on a stack of papers beneath distant stadium lights. — Original artwork

He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.

Hank Hill

A small toy monkey and paper airplane sit among mugs, utensils and jars on a teal kitchen counter beneath a mustard-yellow wall. — Original artwork

Peg, I'm trying to control an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!

Hank Hill

Three jars of purple jam and one amber bottle on a checked cloth. — Original artwork

If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.

Hank Hill

Worn maroon boxing glove draped over a small turquoise stool — Original artwork

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Hank Hill

A blue-and-white striped miniature umbrella shades a yellow glass orb on folded striped cloth. — Original artwork

The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it's good for you.

Nancy Gribble

Deep blue ink curls and spreads through pale, clear water. — Original artwork

As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.

Peggy