I'm so depressed I can't even blink.
Bill
My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
Bobby
Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?
Bobby
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...and there it goes.
Bobby (on Ritalin)
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
Boomhauer
Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.
Hank Hill
He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.
Hank Hill
Peg, I'm trying to control an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!
Hank Hill
If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.
Hank
I'm gonna kick your ass!
Hank
The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it's good for you.
Nancy Gribble
As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.
Peggy