We’re sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.
Det. Frank Drebin
- Creator
- Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
- Cast
- Leslie Nielsen, Alan North, Peter Lupus, Ed Williams, William Duell
- Network
- American Broadcasting Company
- Genres
- comedy television series, sitcom
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Run along, Jenny, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football.
Ted Olson