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Oh yeah, like you'd be delighted if everyone thought you were a lesbian.
— Bosco ‧ Third Watch
Behind the line May contain spoilers.
Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker sarcastically imagines the listener being delighted if everyone thought they were a lesbian. The opening dismisses that supposed pleasure and challenges the listener's position. The line depends on the speaker's assumption about the listener's reaction; it does not establish the listener's sexuality or feelings as fact.
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