Dirk, please, if you would. I prefer it. It has more of a sort of Scottish dagger feel to it.
Douglas Adams
In Islington you can hardly hurl a brick without hitting three antique shops, an estate agent and a bookshop.
Douglas Adams
It’s all right, it’s just a horse in the bathroom.
Douglas Adams
Mason gave him another grim look from a vast repertoire he had developed which ranged from very, very blackly grim indeed at the bottom of the scale, all the way up to tiredly resigned and only faintly grim, which he reserved for his children's birthdays.
Douglas Adams
"Now, that I didn't know," said Reg. "Your past has murkier things in it than I dreamed possible. A quality, I might add, that it shares with this soup."
Douglas Adams
Tall. Tall and absurdly thin. And good natured. A bit like a preying mantis that doesn’t prey – A non-preying mantis if you like. A sort of genial mantis that’s given up preying and taken up tennis instead.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.
Douglas Adams
“Yes it is,” said the Professor. “Wait—” he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate— “let it be. It won’t be long.”
Douglas Adams