Aaron Altman — Characters

An open wooden music box holds a pink paper heart on rumpled rose cloth. — Original artwork

And in the middle of all this, I started to think about the one thing that makes me feel really good and makes immediate sense...and it's you.

Aaron Altman

A small brown bird perches on an open blank book beside a curling teal ribbon, green leaves and tiny white flowers. — Original artwork

I can sing while I read, I am singing and reading - both!

Aaron Altman

Painterly vintage microphone, empty wooden stool and glowing stage light against dark navy. — Original artwork

Let’s never forget, we’re the real story, not them.

Aaron Altman

An orange horseshoe magnet sits beside scattered paper clips and one clip suspended from a fine thread. — Original artwork

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn on?

Aaron Altman

Three mismatched floral teacups form a leaning stack beside a yellow rubber duck. — Original artwork

At some point things got so bad it just became funny.

Aaron Altman

Sculptural green paper boxing gloves resting on oxblood velvet — Original artwork

Go ahead Steven, take your last licks. But this will heal. What I'm going to say never will. It'll scar you forever. Ready? Here it is. You'll never make more than $19,000 a year. Ha ha ha!

Aaron Altman

A bundle of old letters tied with a blue ribbon lies on a round tray beneath a dried rose. — Original artwork

Hey, if anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with that I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to re-evaluate me.

Aaron Altman

Fractured indigo tabletop mirror showing several stylized anonymous faces with broken glass at its base — Original artwork

I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups. I don’t feel good.

Aaron Altman

A pair of small red ceramic horns in an open green velvet box on a charcoal background. — Original artwork

I think we have the kind of friendship were if I were the devil, you’d be the only one I would tell.

Aaron Altman

Three miniature televisions in a row, each displaying a yellow star against a dark blue background. — Original artwork

You've got to turn on your television right now. Arnold Schwarzenegger is on The Today Show, Good Morning America and the morning news - I think he's live on two of them.

Aaron Altman