You've got to turn on your television right now. Arnold Schwarzenegger is on The Today Show, Good Morning America and the morning news - I think he's live on two of them.

The speaker urgently recommends switching on the television because the same person appears across several programmes. The suggestion that two appearances may be live makes the overlap sound especially remarkable. Its comic energy comes from treating that abundance of coverage as something demanding immediate attention.

Context reviewed 20 September 2026