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I know what you're thinking. Don't do it!

Two cartoon boys in winter hats on a snowy hillside at sunset, one with a sled, one with a bucket. — Original artwork

I know what you're thinking. Don't do it!

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A heavy-set cartoon boy in a cyan hat and red coat stomps away from a school bus through the snow, a mitten flying, a flying saucer hovering over the pines. — Original artwork

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

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A heavy-set cartoon boy in an oversized police cap and mirrored sunglasses rides a plastic tricycle down a snowy street, baton raised, as townsfolk scatter. — Original artwork

Respect my authoritah!

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Cut-paper style illustration of a round boy in a bobble hat and red coat at a mountain-town kitchen table piled with food, one fist raised in defiance, a bathroom scale lying on the floor beside a sleeping dog. — Original artwork

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!

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