Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
Chris Knight
Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
Chris Knight
Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
Chris Knight
There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Chris Knight
This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Chris Knight
You have to get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.
Chris Knight
Your mom puts license plates in your underwear! How do you sit?
Chris Knight