Characters quotes

Colonel Mustard

A sunken souffle in a pale ramekin wears a tilted green party hat on a silver tray against plum. — Original artwork

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

Colonel Mustard

Reading glasses rest on an open book atop a small stack of worn books beside a vase of dried stems. — Original artwork

Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?

Colonel Mustard

A small blue megaphone with an open mouth at its rim stands beside a coiled metal spring. — Original artwork

There's no need to shout!

Colonel Mustard

A folded omelette in a black cast-iron skillet beside two eggshell halves on a blue surface. — Original artwork

This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!

Colonel Mustard