Frasier — Characters

Doesn't he ever stop for sex and drugs?

Frasier

Painterly worn brown baseball glove resting on dusty ochre ground. — Original artwork

Have you any idea of appropriate baseball-watching attire?

Frasier

A brass key sits inside a corked glass jar on pink cloth beside tiny flowers. — Original artwork

How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want.

Frasier

How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex what we want.

Frasier

An ornate hand mirror reflecting a blurred pink oval leans against a white teapot beside pale flowers and cloth. — Original artwork

I do not have a fat face!

Frasier

A small brass microphone wearing a tiny knitted beret with a deflated blue balloon draped beside it on a grey surface. — Original artwork

People of Seattle, listen to me! We are not barbarians! We are not neanderthals! And we are not French!

Frasier

A wax-sealed envelope, a dark red quill and loose parchment lie against a deep burgundy background. — Original artwork

Tell you what - the minute we go to news break, I'm going to rush down there and leave this withering note on his windshield. "Dear discourteous driver..."

Frasier

Crooked smiling theatrical mask on two blank sealed envelopes, maroon/copper — Original artwork

What kind of a woman are you?! You seduced me, you lied to me, you nearly got me killed! You shamelessly manipulated not only me but the station, the news media, and the entire city of Seattle! What do you have to say for yourself?

Frasier