Daphne

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Hi, I’m not a lesbian, but I’m a big fan.

A smiling yellow paper mask on a stick leans beside a white flower in a glass of water. — Original artwork

Hi, I’m not a lesbian, but I’m a big fan.

Daphne

A black vinyl record partly pulled out of a plain magenta sleeve, with a brass paperclip, on a yellow background. — Original artwork

His last album sold five million copies.

Daphne

A blank ivory name badge in a brass holder hangs from a short burgundy ribbon against dark teal. — Original artwork

His name is Freddy Chainsaw.

Daphne

A small teapot with a tiny paper flag on its lid sits beside a cup on a reddish tray. — Original artwork

I'm from England, the country that used to own your country.

Daphne

A worn pink toy rabbit sits among small flowers in a wooden wheelbarrow against sage. — Original artwork

Sex! That's your answer for everything! It's like you're part rabbit. People ought to rub your feet for luck!

Daphne