I’ll be glad when Pride’s over and we can all go back to being ashamed.
Brian
I'll be glad when Pride's over and we can all go back to being ashamed. episode 204
Brian
It’s not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own.
Brian
It's not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own. episode 108
Brian
Hi, I’m not a lesbian, but I’m a big fan.
Daphne
Hi, I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan. episode 106
Daphne
I know you’re uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at it this way; if you meet somebody nice, you won’t have to take him home to meet me, because I’m already here!
Debbie
I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at it this way; if you meet somebody nice, you won't have to take him home to meet me, because I'm already here! episode 203
Debbie
It's not about who you love, it's how you love. Genetalia is just God's way of accesorizing.
Debbie
It’s not about who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is just God’s way of accessorizing.
Debbie
A song and a snack can turn any moment into an occasion.
Emmett
If you ask me, nobody makes a better woman than a gay man.
Emmett
I generally don’t like discussing kink on an empty stomach.
Justin
I generally don't like discussing kink on an empty stomach. episode 217
Justin
This isn’t about me… or even what happened at school. This is about speaking out, demanding to be heard whether people want to hear you or not.
Justin
This isn't about me... or even what happened at school. This is about speaking out, demanding to be heard whether people want to hear you or not. episode 117
Justin
I’d forgotten I was different- until I was so thoughtfully reminded.
Melanie
I'd forgotten I was different- until I was so thoughtfully reminded. episode 109
Melanie
The thing about parenthood is that you don’t get anonymus sex breaks twice a day.
Melanie
The thing about parenthood is that you don't get anonymus sex breaks twice a day. episode 115
Melanie
Gay men and straight girls sleeping together… isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
Ted
Gay men and straight girls sleeping together... isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? episode 119
Ted
The next contestant loves the Powerpuff Girls, margaritas, and older men who take him for granted.
Justin's introduction for the King of Babylon Contest, episode 120