I’ll be glad when Pride’s over and we can all go back to being ashamed.

Brian

I'll be glad when Pride's over and we can all go back to being ashamed. episode 204

Brian

A coral paper mask peeking from behind a folded gray card screen, connected by a taut thread, on a lavender surface. — Original artwork

It’s not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own.

Brian

It's not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own. episode 108

Brian

Hi, I’m not a lesbian, but I’m a big fan.

Daphne

Hi, I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan. episode 106

Daphne

Two teal cocktail glasses with pink paper umbrellas flanking a small magenta handbag against a deep plum background. — Original artwork

I know you’re uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at it this way; if you meet somebody nice, you won’t have to take him home to meet me, because I’m already here!

Debbie

I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at it this way; if you meet somebody nice, you won't have to take him home to meet me, because I'm already here! episode 203

Debbie

It's not about who you love, it's how you love. Genetalia is just God's way of accesorizing.

Debbie

It’s not about who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is just God’s way of accessorizing.

Debbie

A song and a snack can turn any moment into an occasion.

Emmett

Painterly ornate hand mirror, pearls, pink fabric and a peacock feather on warm rose. — Original artwork

If you ask me, nobody makes a better woman than a gay man.

Emmett

I generally don’t like discussing kink on an empty stomach.

Justin

I generally don't like discussing kink on an empty stomach. episode 217

Justin

This isn’t about me… or even what happened at school. This is about speaking out, demanding to be heard whether people want to hear you or not.

Justin

This isn't about me... or even what happened at school. This is about speaking out, demanding to be heard whether people want to hear you or not. episode 117

Justin

I’d forgotten I was different- until I was so thoughtfully reminded.

Melanie

I'd forgotten I was different- until I was so thoughtfully reminded. episode 109

Melanie

Painterly small baby shoes and a loose pink ribbon on rumpled dusty-rose fabric. — Original artwork

The thing about parenthood is that you don’t get anonymus sex breaks twice a day.

Melanie

The thing about parenthood is that you don't get anonymus sex breaks twice a day. episode 115

Melanie

Painterly tumbler and stemmed glass touching with a bright spark against deep blue. — Original artwork

Gay men and straight girls sleeping together… isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

Ted

Gay men and straight girls sleeping together... isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? episode 119

Ted

The next contestant loves the Powerpuff Girls, margaritas, and older men who take him for granted.

Justin's introduction for the King of Babylon Contest, episode 120