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He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.
— Hank Hill ‧ King of the Hill
Behind the line May contain spoilers.
Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker vouches for a man because he plays football, assuming that footballers know how to treat a woman properly. This is the speaker's own sweeping generalisation, offered as though the sport guarantees good manners. The confidence of the claim, resting on a job description, is what gives it flavour.
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