Hank Hill

King of the Hill5 lines on file

Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

Pair of stitched leather gloves enclosing a scarlet embroidered heart patch — Original artwork

Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

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Painterly worn leather football on a stack of papers beneath distant stadium lights. — Original artwork

He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.

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A small toy monkey and paper airplane sit among mugs, utensils and jars on a teal kitchen counter beneath a mustard-yellow wall. — Original artwork

Peg, I'm trying to control an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!

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Three jars of purple jam and one amber bottle on a checked cloth. — Original artwork

If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.

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Worn maroon boxing glove draped over a small turquoise stool — Original artwork

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Hank Hill