Characters quotes

Hank Hill

King of the Hill

Pair of stitched leather gloves enclosing a scarlet embroidered heart patch — Original artwork

Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

Hank Hill

Painterly worn leather football on a stack of papers beneath distant stadium lights. — Original artwork

He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.

Hank Hill

A small toy monkey and paper airplane sit among mugs, utensils and jars on a teal kitchen counter beneath a mustard-yellow wall. — Original artwork

Peg, I'm trying to control an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!

Hank Hill