Howard Brackett

Howard Brackett is a big homo, queer, Mary, sissy man! He just came out at his big church wedding! Martha Stewart is furious!

Howard Brackett

I'm not gay!

Howard Brackett

This is my Goddamn bachelor party, and I am not going to Goddamn watch--pardon my split infinitive--Funny Girl!

Howard Brackett

This is my Peter, friend Peter! We just now ran into each other, here at the intersexual . . . homosection . . . intersection!

Howard Brackett