What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?
Jack Colton
Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass.
Jack Colton
One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!
Jack Colton
Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Jack Colton