Jim Young — Characters

An open brown leather wallet lies beside a coin balanced on its edge against slate blue. — Original artwork

Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any.

Jim Young

A brass balance holds a green jelly and white paper crown against lavender. — Original artwork

There’s an important phrase that we use here, and think it’s time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9″ cock. Okay? Act as if.

Jim Young

Painterly open ornate wooden chest holding folded fabrics and gold coins beside a lit lantern. — Original artwork

They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

Jim Young